"Can you print the internets for me?"
- Boss: Hey Ron, T. has a top priority project for you.
- Me: Yeah, what's that?
- Boss: Remember that guy that quit a few weeks ago?
- Me: Yeah?
- Boss: T. will be here in an hour and he wants you to print all of that guy's emails so he can read them
- Me: Seriously? He doesn't want them on a disc so he can read them on his pc? Or maybe forwarded to his email box?
- Boss: He wants them printed, he has a meeting in an hour and needs them.
